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[The Dark Hatter]

Here is where you post ideas for more books like LGW which follow these rules:
1. bases itself upon another book, preferably whimsical or dull.
2. adds a considerable amount of suspense/action/darkness

[The Dark Hatter]

The Secret Garden revealed. Actually called The Clandenstine Forest. Full of monsters and bizrre creatures. Mary's uncle is actually this really evil guy who's real name is nightshade.
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[The Dark Hatter]

i havent read peter pan in a while but it would be cool to make a dark version of it. stay patent with me as the summary is a bit long... :D
So Sir James Isacc Hook lives in london and has a one son Jeremy and one night he comes home all bloody and he tells Jeremy an incredible secret. He hadn't just been working as a police officer for the last couple of years. While he did justify criminals and stuff, he spent most of his time fighting bizrre creatures with deadly alien weapons. Let me explain. Hook started out living in London, and he had a wife, and not one child, but 3, Wind, Jon, and Mikhale. When he lost his job, he almost resorted to a life of theivery in order to sustain his children, until he found the portal to The Thaeran Seas. Finding it much easier than getting a job as an earthish sailor, he earns money from a shipyard owner who pays him with collected londonish money. Meanwhile Pan lives on a Dark Island known as Neverland (duh) with his chef assasin, Twinkleblade, a dark faerie, and his crew, consisting of devious caracters with names and persanalities simliur to The Lost Boys in the original. He finds he is getting old and visits the ancient libraries where he finds out life force of human children will keep him alive so he begins kidnapping children, starting with Hook's kids. Well, you know what happens. He comes home and finds his kids gone and his wife murdered. Then he figures out somehow that Pan is responible and swears to get vengance. Seeing this with his all-seeing eye, Pan closes the portal and opens another one up, one hidden. Hook can never find it, so he devotes his life to stopping Pan's schemes. With him, others help; those whos kids were also kinapped by Pan's crew. In the thick of this, he finds a beutifal woman and, after a long period of descernment, marries her. Jeremy is born. Years pass. Then Pan makes a devistating move. The long-hidden appears, and everyone in Hook's orginazation tries to get thru, but theyr ambushed by strange creatures of darkness, and none survive but Hook. With his last breath, he asks Jeremy to train in the ways of fighting, find the portal, and stop Pan forever. Jeremy goes into training with a mysterious character who makes him cut off his own hand as the final test. Jeremy uses this as an advantage; guns, corkscrews, especailly hooks.
sound good?

[The Dark Hatter]

i havent read peter pan in a while but it would be cool to make a dark version of it. stay patent with me as the summary is a bit long... :D
So Sir James Isacc Hook lives in london and has a one son Jeremy and one night he comes home all bloody and he tells Jeremy an incredible secret. He hadn't just been working as a police officer for the last couple of years. While he did justify criminals and stuff, he spent most of his time fighting bizrre creatures with deadly alien weapons. Let me explain. Hook started out living in London, and he had a wife, and not one child, but 3, Wind, Jon, and Mikhale. When he lost his job, he almost resorted to a life of theivery in order to sustain his children, until he found the portal to The Thaeran Seas. Finding it much easier than getting a job as an earthish sailor, he earns money from a shipyard owner who pays him with collected londonish money. Meanwhile Pan lives on a Dark Island known as Neverland (duh) with his chef assasin, Twinkleblade, a dark faerie, and his crew, consisting of devious caracters with names and persanalities simliur to The Lost Boys in the original. He finds he is getting old and visits the ancient libraries where he finds out life force of human children will keep him alive so he begins kidnapping children, starting with Hook's kids. Well, you know what happens. He comes home and finds his kids gone and his wife murdered. Then he figures out somehow that Pan is responible and swears to get vengance. Seeing this with his all-seeing eye, Pan closes the portal and opens another one up, one hidden. Hook can never find it, so he devotes his life to stopping Pan's schemes. With him, others help; those whos kids were also kinapped by Pan's crew. In the thick of this, he finds a beutifal woman and, after a long period of descernment, marries her. Jeremy is born. Years pass. Then Pan makes a devistating move. The long-hidden appears, and everyone in Hook's orginazation tries to get thru, but theyr ambushed by strange creatures of darkness, and none survive but Hook. With his last breath, he asks Jeremy to train in the ways of fighting, find the portal, and stop Pan forever. Jeremy goes into training with a mysterious character who makes him cut off his own hand as the final test. Jeremy uses this as an advantage; guns, corkscrews, especailly hooks.
sound good?

[Blades_Of_A_Mad_Hatter]

Artemis Fowl

He wakes up feeling quite melevolent hes ready to do it. "BUTLER!" artemis calls. "Yes lord artemis?" states a large calm muscular man.. (pm me for the rest)

[The Dark Hatter]

i would pm u sounds interesting but i'v never red artemis fowl. on that subject, is it any good?

[Blades_Of_A_Mad_Hatter]

quite good.